January 2012
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction. →
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Had an argument with your mom
thatfunnyblog:
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’